Quotation of the week
In preparation for the start of the second Ashes test tomorrow, here's number 6 of 10 possible reasons why England might win in Adelaide:
Troy Cooley's reputation as England's finest-ever bowling coach is under threat. All it requires is for Kevin Shine's secret coaching session with Steve Harmison in Adelaide to bear fruit. According to snatched pictures in the Adelaide Advertiser, Harmison's plan is to walk to the crease in slow motion, with Shine clinging to his right arm.
We'll see. This mocking tone may well be mocked itself in 6 days...
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