Quotation(s) of the week
I haven't had to have a wank for 20 years.
— Boris Johnson
It being this time of year, there are plenty of other good quotations going around at the moment, of which a couple of good sporting ones from this list are offered below:
My wife wouldn't let me retire. She kicks me out of the door at 7am every morning. She's quite a formidable person.
— Sir Alex Ferguson
I do not think I am the best coach in the world but I also don't believe there is anyone in the world who is better than me.
— Jose Mourinho
Special mention also goes to this bit of social commentary in the Times, which succinctly undermines nearly every professional footballer:
Andy Carroll [is a villian]: The Newcastle striker accepted a police caution for assaulting a woman at 2.26am after he'd spent the evening distributing mulligatawny soup to the poor. Only joking. He was outside a nightclub.Filed in Media, Quotation of the week, Sport